J: Where did she get it?
Me: She bought it off eBay.
J: Ewwww, she bought a nightstand off eBay?!
Me: Why "eewww," it's a piece of furniture.
J: Do you know what kind of nasty shit people keep in their bedside tables? You better tell her to scrub that shit down with some extra strength Clorox before she uses it!
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