Internet: Oh. Hi. Yeah, it has been a long time.
Awkward pause.
Me: Soo... how've you been? What' new?
Internet: Fine. Nothing.
Awkward silence.
Me: Um, well... how was your holiday?
Internet: Fine.
Me: Internet, are you mad at me?
Internet: No.
Me: Are you sure? Because you seem mad.
Internet: Why would I be mad? I mean it's not like you just up and disappeared for six months without telling anyone.
Me: Internet, I'm sorry. I really am. It was a crazy time.
Internet: Whatever.
Me: I really am sorry. It's just that work got so crazy and summer kicked my butt with all the gatherings and friends, and then I went away on that business trip, and then work got crazy again... Then it just sort of got too late to get back in touch. I felt funny randomly popping back up again after so long, ya know? You know how that goes, don't you Internet?
Internet: Ugh. I guess. Whatever.
Me: Do you forgive me, Internet?
Internet: Fine. Whatever. I guess.
Awkward pause.
Internet: Hey.
Me: Hi.
Internet: It's good to have you back. I missed you.
Me: Aaw, thanks, Internet. It's good to be back. I missed you, too.
2 comments:
It worked! It worked! You blogged! YIPPY!
You are alive! And missed!
Hope life has been kind.
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