Truer words have never been spoken

Scene: I'm telling Liz how I can't believe it's been almost a year since RB and I got together, how I was nervous we wouldn't last because we jumped into it so quickly. Her response: 

When it's right, it's right.

It was organic and crunchy

Scene: I'm house-sitting for some friends of the Rad Boyfriend and...me? Myself? Whatever, I'm house-sitting for people we both know. Rad Boyfriend opens up their fridge and pulls out a plastic deli container.

RB: This is the most hippie-looking peanut butter I've ever seen.

Random quotes: party like a rock star edition

"My parents are going to see Neil Diamond on December 17, and I'm acting as chauffeur."

That's gonna be a bitchin' show.

Random quotes: for Natalie

"I recently experienced an afternoon at Chuck E. Cheese. If my tubes haven't magically tied themselves, I'm making an appointment."

Random quotes

"If I were President, there would be a one child limit. Depending on your intelligence, we may allow you a second."