Saturday, October 25, 2008

Higher education

Last night at a bar in Queens

Me: What's that guy's name?
T: Which one?
Me: The one in the sweatpants.
T: They're all wearing sweatpants.
Me: Yes...yes they are. The one on the left.
T: That's J.
Me: Ah OK. I thought maybe I went to college with him.
T: Um, probably not.
Me: Why do you say that?
T: Because I'm pretty sure he didn't graduate high school.

1 comment:

Steve said...

Why are you hanging out in bars where people actually venture there in SWEATPANTS?