Wednesday, December 10, 2008

If only it dispensed rasberry preserves and European butter....

I got an iPhone yesterday, and holy wow. To call this thing awesome would be a major understatement. I almost can't wait to be stuck in an airport just so I can use it to pass the time. Do you know know how many books I've read in my lifetime just sitting in airports? How many hours I've wasted in Hudson Newstands all over America, how many drinks I've consumed in airport bars? HUNDREDS in Terminal C of the Atlanta airport alone. All that time could've been spent surfing the internet on an iPhone. All that money I spent on People magazines could've gone towards iTunes. All that alcohol... well I probably would've drank all those gin and tonics anyway. But I would've been drunk texting on a waaaay cooler device!


red said...

I'm so jealous!

And the ATL airport is pretty much hell on earth.

Liz said...

My phone recently decided it doesn't even want to make calls anymore. To say I'm jealous would be an understatement. I was planning on bilking my parents for a phone for Christmas, but then my Dad's company decided to lay him off and now I feel bad asking for anything.

God, my life is so hard!!