Monday, December 8, 2008
Oh Mista Obamaaaaaa
She was working as an actress in Flushing, Queens when her 23-year-old boyfriend kicked her 20-years-older-than-him ass out in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do, where was she to go, she was out on her fanny. So over the bridge from Flushing to the U.N.'s door, she was there to push women's health, but the ambassador saw more. She had style, she had flare, she had a really annoying New York accent. That's how she became the next senator.
Wait, that's not how the story goes, is it? Well it might be! According to New York Magazine, Fran Fine (I mean Fran Drescher) thinks she is qualified to replace Hillary Clinton as New York's next state senator.
Personally, I am all for this. We need more nasal-speaking women in Congress. Especially ladies who wear red when everybody else is wearing tan. The flashy girl from Flushing, the Senator named Fran!