Sunday, November 15, 2009
Pros and cons of living in a gay neighborhood
Pro: Everything is better. The food and service in restaurants, the quality and selection in grocery stores, the friendliness of merchants, EVERYTHING.
Con: The staff constantly hits on your boyfriend.
Pro: Houses and lawns are well-maintained, and the trash is always taken out and sorted properly.
Con: The bums know this and go through all the trash cans in your alley.
Pro: Small children are few and far between, as are loud football parties.
Con: Brunch establishments are packed on the weekends.
Pro: Everyone has a dog.
Con: They're usually small and yappy and poop on your grass.
Pro: Cars are kept clean and with minimal obnoxious flair.
Con: Cars are washed by flamboyant shirtless men (not so much a con) who blast techno music at 8am on Sunday morning (definitely a con).
Pro: Everyone is super nice and friendly.
Con: They Constantly. Hit on. Your boyfriend.