(1) I use that t-shirt you gave me as an apron.
(2) Remember when I said I threw away my ex's boxers? Well I didn't. They're super comfortable and I still wear them.
(3) My cell phone gets perfect reception upstate, I just didn't feel like talking to you.
(4) You didn't teach me how to drive stick, I learned a long time ago.
(5) That guy in all the pictures from the Motherland... he's not my cousin. And he's the one who taught me how to drive stick.
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hahahahha
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