Dear Flu,
While I am honored that you have chosen my body to ravage with your disgusting illness, I am so over you. The fever was fun, what with the full body aches and night sweats and sleeping for 18 hours a day. The headaches were super, and the stomach ailments were most entertaining. But that's all gone now. You realized that you have no hold over my mighty body and have moved onto another victim. I kicked your ass like Chris Brown beat Rihanna. And I won. (Too soon?)
Sincerely,
Should've Gotten that Flu Shot
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