We'll start with the obvious...
- Free cable, internet, heat, water, gas, etc.
- When someone else does laundry, you are often asked if you have anything to "throw in."
- You get all the family gossip firsthand, while it's happening.
- When something major breaks or goes wonky (like the stove exploding), not only is it not your responsibility to fix it, but unless asked, you don't have to spend hours on the phone with a landlord/super/maintenance person trying to convince them that no, you can't live without a toilet for another day.
- Coffee. Guaranteed. Every morning. Without fail.
- If mom subscribes to the New York Times or People magazine, that means you get to enjoy it when she's done.
- You don't have to travel on holidays.
- Space to store all the crap you've accumulated from apartments-past.
- You get to enjoy stuff you have neither the space nor money the keep, like a trampoline or Bose surround sound system. Or a German Shepard.
- There is almost always food in the house, if not cooked especially for you.
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