You have some pretty strange ones too, right? I know I'm not the only one. Here goes:
- My fourth grade teacher once said that you should never sleep with your ankles crossed because you could lose circulation in your feet, which could lead to amputation. Seventeen years later, I never keep my ankles crossed for too long.
- I am deathly afraid of raw chicken. Whenever I cook with it, I wash every single utensil and cooking accoutrement the second I'm done using it, and the dishrags go right into the laundry.
- I never turn the fan on high because I'm afraid it'll spin too fast and fly off the ceiling.
- I let towels dry before putting them in the hamper because I'm afraid they'll get moldy if they sit in there too long.
- I try not to wear pointy-toed shoes two nights in a row because I'm afraid my toes will turn inward.
- I obsessively check things cooking in the oven to make sure they don't burn.
- I have never, not once, ever in my life done any drug other than the mary jane. I am so paranoid that I'll overdose and die that trying anything new just doesn't interest me.
- I avoid revolving doors as much as possible because I'm afraid of getting stuck in one.
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-If I kill a bug in the house, I have to flush them down the toilet then flush a second time. I am convinced they will miraculously spring back to life and come and get me. Especially if I toss them in a trash can.
-I will not use dairy products the day after the expiration date. I am convinced they instantly go bad at midnight and become toxic. If that means pouring a gallon of milk down the drain, so be it.
I'm afraid if I think about this any longer, I'll come up with a list that will make me feel like a neurotic nut case.
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